A Weekly Column
By Joseph Walker
HEREíS HOPING . . .
I donít mean to bore you with my problems, but . . . Iíve got one.
You see, when you write a weekly column like this one, youíve always got to be mindful of the various deadlines of the newspapers for which you are writing. And for me that means writing a piece that I know wonít reach some of my readers for a couple of weeks, which makes it difficult to respond to late-breaking news and events.
Take this weekís column, for example. Iím writing it on March 17, just a few hours after President Bush has publicly given Saddam Hussein 48 hours to leave Iraq Ė or else. By the time most of you read this youíll know whether or not that deadline passed peacefully. But as I write this, I donít. Youíre living in a world that may have been reshaped by cataclysmic events that I can only speculate about from the limited perspective of my present Ė and your past.
So itís tough to know what to write about. A discussion of parenting techniques may be sort of irrelevant if mothers and fathers are dying in the desert. And a discussion of the horrors of war may mean little if a workable peace has been achieved.
See what I mean? Itís frustrating Ė and a little scary. I mean, Iím talking to people in the future. So much could happen between now and the time you read this, the world may be a completely different place.
Not that thatís necessarily a bad thing. In fact, there are a whole bunch of things I sincerely hope have happened between my "now" and your "now." For example:
I hope more parents have figured out you really canít have "quality time" without some "quantity time."
I hope cancer and AIDS have gone the way of polio and the plague.
I hope scientists have discovered a way to make it so eating a two-pound box of chocolates only puts two pounds on you Ė not 20.
I hope Elizabeth Smart was the just the first of many missing children who suddenly, miraculously have been found.
I hope freedom fries taste just like French fries.
I hope teachers, police officers, fire fighters and military men and women are valued more, and professional athletes, entertainers and business tycoons are valued less.
I hope weíve stopped killing each other in our homes and communities.
I hope my bank is still in business.
I hope homemakers no longer have to explain why they donít "work."
I hope reality TV has run its course.
I hope everyone has food to eat, clothes to wear and a place to live.
I hope racism, bigotry and intolerance are just vocabulary words on a history test, having been replaced in current cultural mores by an increase of respect, appreciation and love.
I hope Hollywood has figured out that there are more effective and creative ways to portray a tender, loving relationship between two people than showing them chewing on each other while doing pairs gymnastics between the sheets.
I hope we are safe and warm and comfortable.
And I hope that as you read this March Madness is our greatest national concern.
Too much to hope for in just a few days? Perhaps. So maybe Iíll just keep hoping for peace today.
My today and yours.
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